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Joke of the Day

"So I was fucking this guy in the ass..... ... and I reached around and he had a boner. Do you think he's gay?"

"Never underestimate a woman sitting quietly in a corner sharpening a knife."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."

"Wondering why Google has a black ribbon today... I think I forgot something."

"Just found out that 'aaaaarrrrggghhhh' isn't a real word I can't tell you how angry I am"

"I don't care about heaven when I die I just want to know which words I used the most and how many bears I unknowingly walked by &other stats"

"Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments."

"Do cannibals prefer red or white wine with dinner? They're not fussed, as long as it's full bodied."

"THE 45 DIFFERENCE A: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? B: 45 lbs. A: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? B: 45 minutes."

"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases."