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Joke of the Day
"Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?"
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"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is antonym ME: synonym JUDGE: no you have to spell it, not give an example ME: *lips on mic* i-t"
"WOMAN: Is anyone here a doctor?! MAN: I sure am! And I think I can. Save that man. Like eggs & ham. W: Shutup Seuss! I meant a real doctor."
"Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four"
"What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio? Now, both have an oscar."
"""Take the wheel Harry!"" said the nervous lady driver. ""There's a tree coming straight for us!"""
"Friend's Fb post: In search of a coat hanger My comment: Are you pregnant or are you locked out of your car? I've been on Twitter too long"
"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Robertoe"
"Why Couldn't 3 Fall Asleep ? He was afraid , he would make an ass of himself ."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday. I said wow, that's a big word for a 9 year old"