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Joke of the Day
"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period..."
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"It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, ""We hate corn."""
"You know what the best part of having dyslexia is? I have sex daily"
"I wrote a poem too. I sneeze. You sneeze. She sneezes. He sneezes. They sneeze. We sneeze. Now I know it's not a very original poem, but it's pretty sick."
"Make it a Great Friday by not getting nailed to a cross."
"*makes plans with someone* (30 seconds later) what have I done"
"The clock was still hungry... so it went back four seconds."
"50% of analysis is... anal."
"[Inventing Cotton Candy] What if insulation was delicious?"
"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot."