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Joke of the Day
"A knock knock joke from Westeros Knock knock Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? ...Hodor"
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"""I'm not racist but..."" - Britain"
"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!"
"It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... ... ground up and in the freezer."
"How do you make a hormone? Don't tip her."
"Wife:How'd you sleep? Me: Fine except I got in a gun fight and died and went to the store because I ran out of shampoo W: Ambien:*giggles"
"I always use 09/11 as my pass code... ... so I'll ""never forget."""
"[VERY RACIST-NSFW] So they get married... So a nigger and a Mexican get married, and both sets of their parents are afraid... THAT THEIR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE TOO LAZY TO STEAL"
"Gold fish don't like being pulled out of their tank for a cuddle."