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Joke of the Day

"[VERY RACIST-NSFW] So they get married... So a nigger and a Mexican get married, and both sets of their parents are afraid... THAT THEIR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE TOO LAZY TO STEAL"

"Pizza Hut Employee: I'm sorry but we don't deliver bog grass. I'm not even sure what that is. Moose: [incoherent bellowing]"

"Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with ""America"" written on it."

"1912 called. They want their boring ass concept of a parade back."

"I always assumed the movie ""Grease"" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants."

"I dated a midget once, we were in love.. I was nuts over her."

"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I know they're taking mugshots."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."

"Some people have difficulty sleeping But I can do it with my eyes closed!"

"Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat."