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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... ... ground up and in the freezer."
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"Why are there so many fish in the sea? They're always getting hooked up"
"How do you call the piece of fat around the vagina? A woman."
"Your mother is deaf I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."
"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"
"going to the doctors Doctor: You have hepatitis B Patient: Damn, what kind of hepatitis, though?"
"Nazis and the great depression, I get it, Grandpa. But did you have to hear the word 'selfie' every fucking day? Did you?!"
"Your penis is so small it could fit inside a 1948 donut hole"
"Remember, YOUR God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours. Your God is real. Whichever one that is."
"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"