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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... ... ground up and in the freezer."
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"I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken."
"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him."