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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!"
Next Joke
"I tripped over the dog a second ago and am hurting a little.Web md has it narrowed down to a sprained uterus or a dislocated cervix. So.."
"I've heard the best place to network for a job is at a fat camp You meet *tons* of people"
"I got sacked as a tour guide in Vatican City. As I was talking about the pope, we turned a corner and I said, ""Ah, speak of the devil""."
"One day, someone is going to hold you so tight, that all of your broken pieces fit back together."
"Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything."
"so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"
"Why is it called a ""litter"" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !"
"A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."""
"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"