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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!"
Next Joke
"What's a metaphor? Winning the game tournament!"
"Where did Michael Jackson go to college? BringemYoung University"
"sure mugger, run away with my purse holding half used lipstick, 1 tampon, maxed out credit cards n negative bank card. whos laughing now?"
"A mexican is on your front lawn bleeding out and calling for help. what do you do? Reload."
"How many Mormons do you take fishing with you? Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - Wayne Gretzky - Melania Trump"
"I bet if Amy Winehouse had changed her name to Amy Lemonadehouse, she'd still be alive today."
"So, I picked up that new Tekken game and it wasn't challenging at all. Tekken is too easy, but that's the way it is."
"What has a bottom on top? A leg."