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Joke of the Day
"Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything."
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"Watching ""Annie"" all I could think was, ""That redhead kid is going to make a hideous adult."""
"The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."
"A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: ""What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"" ""Well, I don't know"" she answers shyly. ""OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."""
"Somewhere there's a sheep named LL Wool J. & that's what keeps me going you guys."
"You know, if grapes actually tasted like ""grape-flavored"" stuff then maybe life wouldn't seem like such a lie all the time."
"If at first you don't succeed, you're probably assembling furniture from IKEA."
"I reported my bike stolen, now the thief can't use it anymore. Since the police is on it."
"My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion..."
"*in the corridor of the club waiting for my transitions lenses to turn back into glasses* i'll see you ladies inside"