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Joke of the Day
"If lemonade is made from lemons, what's a colonnade made from?"
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"What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...? Turkey"
"Got involved in an alcohol-related pyramid scheme... What a champaign."
"What happens when you ditch a gf for another she will become bff with your new gf, and become lesbians"
"What's the difference between half a dozen dicks and the truth? You can't handle the truth."
"Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district."
"Whats the difference....? What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage."
"I opened a bottle of wine to let it breathe. It didn't. So I gave it mouth to mouth."
"End of the Week by Gladys Friday"
"What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common? They both give their relatives rim jobs."