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Joke of the Day
"What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look! I'm changing!"
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"The people I worked with in IT were so nice The even took the time to show me ""4"" in binary every single day"
"Parents tell you their baby's weight because they have no other information. They can't say ""Meet Jim, a free spirit who's into yodeling."""
"year 39, month 3: woke up a sentient tangle of meat and calcium again"
"Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones' Locker? Dead men sell no snails!"
"Wow, this article looks awesome.*clicks link**finds out it's a slideshow**throws computer out the window*"
"Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Beat that!!"
"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."
"New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!"
"Text him again. He probably just forgot that he's in love with you."