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Joke of the Day
"What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading? Crimea River."
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"Do you know what 8/10 redditors say they hate the most? The answer might surprise you... ..clickbait."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass"
"My friend just passed the bar exam. I need lawyer jokes. GO! What can a goose do that a duck can't do that a lawyer won't do? . . . Stick his bill up his ass."
"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."
"I finally read to the end of the dictionary today. It turns out the zebra did it for me."
"What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school? Leningrad"
"What do you call a king's fart? Noble gas"
"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."
"Solution to overpopulation Professor : ""Over population is a big problem in our country. A woman in India gives birth every minute!"" Student : ""Somebody should stop her!!"""