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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."

"TIFU by being dyslectic and using the wrong public transportation Whoops, wrong bus."

"The five second rule doesn't apply to babies. You can pick them up anytime after dropping."

"What did the man in the ""Race for a Cure"" say to the three people beside him? ""we're walking four abreast."""

"Did you hear about the group of people who stole a dozen boxes of Viagra? Police are looking for hardened criminals."

"When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking ""which of you is the woman?"" It's the shorter guy."

"I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition."

"Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?! They haven't released a fourth!"

"I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]"

"There's a support group for burned-out hacker/activists who want to give up the habit. It's called Anonymous Anonymous."