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Joke of the Day

"ASTRONAUT 1:So sorry ASTRONAUT 2: My condolences ASTRONAUT 3: Forgive us ~~The crew of the Apollo-G"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're all dead"

"I changed my relationship status to ""I'm sharpening my knives"" on Facebook so my boyfriend's family will never come visit"

"What do Dicks and School have in common There both long and hard unless you are Asian"

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"

"Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline"

"If a problem has a solution - no need to worry. If there is no solution - then it is pointless to worry about. A fundamental principle of apathy."

"A Russian, visiting the USA, went for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."

"What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong"

"I learned a lot of Mandarin in just one semester! Though I could have sworn the syllabus said ""Calculus 2""."