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Joke of the Day

"ASTRONAUT 1:So sorry ASTRONAUT 2: My condolences ASTRONAUT 3: Forgive us ~~The crew of the Apollo-G"

"National no bra day wasn't as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support."

"Why does the rabbit hide Easter eggs? Because he is ashamed of fucking the chicken."

"Dear Abby, I never thought this would happen to me. Today I met a sexy woman who told me I write letters to the wrong publication."

"What do you call conjoined dolphins Dual porpoise"

"put ur hair in a man-bun. now put ur beard in a man-bun too. congratulations ur now a hamburger. be free, hamburger man."

"A man goes to prison and his cell mate asks ""are you going to be mummy or daddy?"" ""ahh...daddy"" the man replies nervously. ""fine. Now get over here and suck mummy's cock!"""

"TIL Doug Liman will be directing an adaptation of the Passion story for 2017, with Matt Damon as Jesus Christ. Bourne is the King of Israel!"

"Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player? Because love means nothing to them!"

"If you use the term ""man card"" seriously, I assume you use it to access your ""man cave,"" so you can hunker down & gobble some ""man dong."""