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Joke of the Day
"What's a Jewish pyromaniac's favorite explosive? A Mazeltov Cocktail"
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"What does a widow say when she wakes up? Mourning"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away."
"What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door."
"I'm the guy that lures fragile old ladies into my windowless van at night with Werthers Originals.Then safley escort them to the bingo hall."
"I heard a guy at the beach screaming, ""HELP! SHARK! HELP!"" I just laughed. I knew that Shark wasn't going to help him."
"She is such a hoe that she doesn't have boyfriends.. ...she has daily active users."
"How does Hitler give directions? He says ""take the Third Reich""."
"What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!"
"My poem: I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."