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Joke of the Day
"What's that joke that ends...""but you fuck 1 sheep..."""
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"Drank too much Red Bull and puked in some bushes, now three of them are breakdancing and one is taking me hang gliding next weekend."
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"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count."
"I don't blame pedophiles all the time, After all, there's a child in all of us."
"My Chinese waiter put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now.............Wait, That's not my waiter."
"Ran into my ex gf today... I put it in reverse and hit her again"
"A reposter reposted... And he was ashamed of himself."
"uber driver said he used to work at disney world and did acid all the time"
"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."