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Joke of the Day

"I'm a law student who's doing an IT subject this semester... and i've been asked whether I know Jake Weary over four times now! Who the heck is he?"

"I'd kill a man to have my pillow always cool on one side."

"if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol"

"I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman."

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Feminists can't change anything!"

"What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common? they are both 8........"

"My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it."

"KILLER PJ for Indians! James Bond was travelling in an Autorickshaw Driver - Rs.7.50 hue Sahab .. Bond - Yeh lo 5 rupaye .. Driver - Lekin baki ke 2.50 ?! Bond - "" DHAI ANOTHER DAY "" :D :D"

"What's the award for being the world's best dentist? A little plaque."

"Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables."