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Joke of the Day

"I don't like jam but my marmite Note : Girlfriend was determined this was a good joke, I thought it was trash. You decide."

"Why don't you see any slow black people? Because the slow ones are in prison."

"Me: ""Can I buy you a drink?"" Her: ""I have a boyfriend."" Me to barman: ""A beer for me and a 'I have a boyfriend' for the lady."""

"What do the Hindenberg, the Titanic and Hillary Clinton have in common? Going down on any of them would be horrifying."

"Why did the guy not draw a circle? Because there was no point."

"I wondered how the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"Why are cowboys uncircumcised? So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat."

"What did Mr. Marijuana say to Mrs. Marijuana when she asked if her dress makes her look fat? ""I'll be blunt..."""

"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."

"Boss: It's almost quitting time. Drinks? Me: In my top desk drawer. Help yourself. Boss:..."