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Joke of the Day

"Monday is a draft that was sent by mistake when God's cat jumped on the keyboard."

"Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop."

"How many ______ does it take to _____ a ______ ? And go."

"If Trump replaces Obama... Orange really will be the new black."

"What is a traitor? A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it."

"My friend thinks I'm too indecisive. I'm not sure what to think of that."

"What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar? Egypt me!"

"{At the art museum with my newborn son} baby: dada? Me: it's impressionist you stupid baby"

"Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes."

"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."