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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida more than I drink !"
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"why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much"
"Today is Compliment Someone Randomly Day. And may I just say that this paper bag would go beautifully with that outfit you're wearing."
"If you ever feel useless... .. Remember that there is a comment section on porn sites."
"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar The bartender asks what they're having. The witch replies ""Narnia business."""
"Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed"
"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."
"Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange."