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Joke of the Day
"Babe are you a clock? Cause you're the bomb"
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"I hear Ireland's the richest country in the world... Its capital is always Dublin."
"What's the biggest type of tree? A Country."
"The rest of you just need to get fat because I don't feel like going to the gym anymore..."
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay."
"[scale says I've gained 5 pounds] Me: It's probably just what I'm wearing. Wife: You're naked. Me: Wife: Me: It's a heavy deodorant."
"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""
"If someone was shot in a chapel... ...would that count as a mass shooting?"
"Last night I had a dream that I was running and accidentally tripped over my dick... I knew it was a dream because I was running."
"What's gay and has no balls? A lesbian."