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Joke of the Day
"What's the biggest type of tree? A Country."
Next Joke
"*rolls grocery cart into open house* Ooh what a lovely lamp! *puts it in cart* An iPad! *crosses iPad off shopping list* *puts it in cart*"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"
"What is an aliens favorite keyboard key The space key"
"Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important."
"What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do? Hook up"
"I want to congratulate every couple that has gotten to the stage in their relationship where they just stare at each other in disgust."
"How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her."
"Why do I always seem to start my day backwards? I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake"
"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom."