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Joke of the Day

"""Help! I can't get my jogging trousers off!"" ""We'll have to perform an emergency trackybottomy"""

"[loud speaker] ""Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we've moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts"""

"How does a man see things from woman's point of view? By looking out the kitchen window."

"How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? You pay for the pizza."

"My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more."

"Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to? Santa. /cringe"

"You sneeze, and a tiny book titled ""A spiders guide to navigating the human brain"" shoots out your nose. You faintly hear a spider cussing."

"why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Yoda was In charge of scheduling"

"What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego."

"Saw a guy on the side of the road with a ""will work for food"" sign. So I threw him a coconut."