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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say Breasts without nipples would be pointless."

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. But everyone's got an opinion."

"I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know. Calm down."

"Chemistry Joke (maybe) Bro catches his bro red handed... Bro mine :D"

"MAN: [after being mauled by a bear] oh it's just a scratch MAN: [with a cold] omg i can't breathe i think i'm dying"

"What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming."

"Her Parents: Tell us how u two love birds met Me: We were in a tweet contest & was added to a DM room & then I gave her a fake trophy HP: .."

"I refuse to see movies that critics deem ""fun for the whole family,"" because a lot of our grandparents are pretty racist."

"Why did Jared stop eating subway? (NSFW) Because now he prefers cheese pizza"

"I feel like I'm not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don't cut and dye my hair and change my identity."