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Joke of the Day
"What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician? log log log log log log log log log..."
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"HER: it's over between us ME: is it because of all my embroidery puns? HER: I thought you would stop ME: sew it seamed"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tss!"
"Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on the Internet. That was a close one."
"Sometimes I think I've missed my calling. Luckly for me I have voicemail."
"America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch"
"My pants are so tight I'm legitimately afraid they won't fit if I miss a day of shaving my legs."
"What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping? Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those."
"What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library? Digest Readers."
"What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much? A functioning alcoholic."