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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the man who had a Disney character lodged up his rectum? He had the Mickey taken out of him"

"Just ran into a grammar fanatic out with whom I once made."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"Girlfriend: Stop lying around on the couch all day. Me: But you said we needed to start conserving energy."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings"

"Girls say all men are the same. Why they have so many problems choosing one then?!"

"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you gay?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""

"In my free time I help blind children I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method"

"I don't mean to be a party pooper but... where's your bathroom?"

"I never miss my girlfriend... I can hit her every time."