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Joke of the Day

"Can /r/jokes start using NSFW tags for jokes with crude humor/language?"

"Old ladies are not as fucking helpful as they think they are."

"[OC] How to tell if you're gay... If when you fap, you like the feeling because there's a dick in your hand, rather than liking it because there's a hand around your dick - You're gay."

"If you read stressed backward it's desserts...coincidence? :)"

"retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?"

"How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs."

"""How Long can a Chinese name be?"" -- Yoda"

"Touch me, taste me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fcuk me, nice and slowly...but if you kiss me don't be hasty...use your tongue and make it tasty !! "

"Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped 6 when he was 4."

"What do reddit admins eat? Everything"