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Joke of the Day
"How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs."
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"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, Alcohol is not a solution"
"I wonder which woman said..... ""yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."""
"Why don't prostitutes vote? They don't care who gets in"
"Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up."
"Me: I cant tell you how to do everything. You need to figure out how to do things on your own 5yo: Ok Me:. 5yo:. Me:. 5yo: How do I do that?"
"What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother? Broccoli"
"A man with ejaculatory disorder ran up behind me... Jesus he really came out of nowhere."
"LPT: If you're not planning to do anything the entire day, Masturbate. Then you won't want to walk or shower and you can waste your day as originally intended."
"What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood? An omnivore"