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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 50 pounds."
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"Mom: Want to come over for dinner? Me: No thanks, already ate Mom: What did you have? Me: Peanut butter Mom: With? Me: Spoon"
"So I finally got Pokemon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists."
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead"
"Garbage day. When you find out which neighbors are drunks by how many bottles they throw out holy shit this one still has something in it."
"What do you call Bob Dylan sucking your dick in a hurricane? The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind."
"Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer"
"[2015 Bird Awards] AND THE AWARD FOR GROSSEST NAME GOES TO...HORNED GUAN (Lizard Buzzard quietly puts acceptance speech back in pocket)"
"What's the most messed up trap for Santa? A Nicolas Cage."
"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's on tour."