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Joke of the Day
"Why are white people racist against black people? Cause they have smaller PPs lol"
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"Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women"
"When interviewer asks to describe yourself > Interviewer1: Describe yourself > Interviewee: HIRED > Interviewer2: [Whispers] Holy shit can she do that?"
"Familiarity with a stranger might mean they're an old soul you knew in a former life. But it's more likely a sociopath. ~Inspirational"
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already... Woman: Did you just quote Eminem? Doctor: Your husband's alcohol poisoning is not a joke, madam!"
"Do you want to hear a joke about suicide? So there was this girl."
"How many people live in the lower part of Italy? There are literally Sicilians."
"I used to love The Village People until they came at me with torches. -Gay Frankenstein"
"A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car. Who is driving? The cop. PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P"
"Ingredients for an apocalypse salad Edive, thyme"