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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a little polish boat? A Jetski."
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"A mushroom walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" and the mushroom says - ""Why not? I'm a fungi."
"9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer product, the person who answers won't tell you what they're wearing."
"How come Abraham Lincoln never went to jail? Because he was in a cent"
"Pokemon Go is just like Grindr... but for kids. And you try and catch Pokemon instead of catching AIDS."
"guard your heart, cater to no man's ego, honor your own time and your energy, don't use uber. happy 2015."
"Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent."
"What happens when you give an Autobot a blowjob? The power goes out."
"When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs? Donate them to the salivation army ^^I'llseemyselfout"
"People say I'm a people person It's like a dog person, but with a lot more chains in my basement."