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"What do you call a little polish boat? A Jetski."
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"Gary Busey speaks in Wingdings font."
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"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on different levels of noise. The librarian says, ""Sure, what Volume would you like?"""
"How can you tell your roommate is of the gay? His dick tastes like shit"
"So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar Just kidding"
"A historian and an economist are sitting on the porch of a nudist colony... The historian asks, ""Have you read Marx?"" The economist replies, ""Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."""
"Meeting with the father who married me and my wife for dinner tonight. I hope it's Italian I am going to ask him to pass the body of christ."
"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"