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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep."

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"What's the difference? What's the difference between a midget acrobatic team and a girls track team? The midgets are a bunch of cunning runts."
"Went to India and let me tell you, never seen so many taxi drivers in my life!They work in restaurants, banks even in hospitals over there."
"I feel like Trump and Hillary are two divorced parents fighting over custody of us but we kinda just wanna go live with grandma."
"What's a pirate's favourite game? An arrr-pg"
"Was starting to get romantic with a woman last night As usual I began crying uncontrollably. After getting home it took forever to wash the pepper spray off."
"Really wish ""Forever 21"" would be honest and change name to ""Pushing 30"""
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"Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems."
"What do you call a Jamaican cooking competition? A jerkoff"