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Joke of the Day

"What's an Irish seven course meal? A six pack and a potato"

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"Friday the 13th today Do not visit summer camp."
"dad, we have ants on the counter! Hey, some of them are uncles, moms, and dads. (Thanks dad)"
"From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera."
"I get irrationally angry when someone else is in the laundry room at the same time I am"
"Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the BOOOOze."
"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"
"My N'Sync tattoo? I got it to remind me not to make impulsive decisions based on fleeting trends that I'd regret for the rest of my life."
"How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to beat the bulb for being broke, another to shoot the room for being black."
"Why is an angry drunk not called mean-spirited?"