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Joke of the Day
"Ebo said ....said that Africa didn't have an awful disease. EBO lie"
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"Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he gets out of jail next month."
"I have bathed in the blood of virgins! I had a nosebleed in the shower."
"Why do women sound like they're having an orgasm when they play tennis? And why does my mother play Tennis in her bedroom?"
"""Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... ....That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."" ~ Jack Handey"
"Why do you get ebola from a feminist? Because they don't shave, going down on them would be basically eating bushmeat."
"If you have sex with a prostitute... ...against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?"
"Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies."
"I've been researching some useless facts... Want some examples? I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice. And that's just off the top of my head."
"A Mick and Wop walk into a sub shop One orders the Italian, the other orders a filthy stinking drunk."