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Joke of the Day
"Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain... You were waiting for the punchline but it never came."
Next Joke
"What do you call a fire pokemon mixed with Donald Trump ? A Charitard."
"How is being a Jew like eating a burrito? It's really not a problem until they give you gas."
"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."
"How do werewolves mark their territory? Lycanthropee"
"Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example."
"I asked an Indian man how to make his amazing Naan bread. He was like ""Naan of your buisiness bitch!"""
"Why are titties like toy trains? They are meant for children but daddy likes to play with them, too."
"when I run out of spoons that tells me its probably time to do the dishes .. or quit heroine, whichever."
"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"