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Joke of the Day

"What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden"

"So I heard Donald Trump is running for president again. You guys know that if he wins, we'll all be f****d, right? That's right. Fired. ;)"

"How do you address a monster? Very politely."

"How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide? Alt-F4"

"What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him? Shoots him 8 times in the black."

"What did the proctologist say to the guy with glued ass cheeks? You're in some sticky shit."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? When the person answers ""R"" you say ""You'd think that but me first love be the C."""

"What do you call a fear of Alkaline? A pH-obia"

"What's 5,000 lbs and sexually confused? A Bi-noceros"

"Sex with my boyfriend is like Ebay's customer support. I keep hearing please wait one more minute, and I just want the whole thing to be over with."