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Joke of the Day
"What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden"
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"I was wondering where my new axe had gone... ...Then it hit me."
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"When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life."
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"Q: Why do you look out the window in the morning? A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."
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"What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen? Its arse."