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Joke of the Day
"I just Googled ""cool new rare diseases."""
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"Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course? He got a hole in one."
"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have hollow-weenies!"
"A Freudian Slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother."
"Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers? Because they won't hold a public erection."
"My child's first name Is going to be look"
"Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: ""I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"""
"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"
"To what branch of the military to babies belong? The infantry."
"I wish I was 7'9"" so my BMI would be normal"