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Joke of the Day

"I just Googled ""cool new rare diseases."""

"Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January 2nd February...!"

"All the jokes about iPhone 6S are just slightly improved jokes about iPhone 6."

"What is the world coming to? Youporn"

"News:""a black bear hovered over a convenience store in central Florida for more than seven hours..."" They have hover bears? jealous again"

"Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head."

"My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested."

"A white guy walks into a bar... exam. He passes and becomes a well respected lawyer."

"When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it..."

"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."