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Joke of the Day

"I organized an orgasm denial convention. Nobody came."

"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."

"Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber? He was bad at stickup lines."

"It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors."

"I just saw 30 seconds of Glee and now I'm gay. Send glitter."

"Why do some loudspeakers have holes? For the pleasure of the audiophiles."

"I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae"

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."

"I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time."

"What do women and turds have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up."