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Joke of the Day

"What did the regular hotel room say to the fancy hotel room Oh suite! This was made up by my 11 year old son, I thought it was fist bump worthy."

"Bad guys gotta have a meeting and decide once and for all Liam Neeson's family is off limits."

"I'd participate in more blind taste tests if they didn't always scream & hit me with their canes while I'm licking them."

"Why don't British people pronounce their T's? They left them in the Boston Harbor"

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"Australia wants to secede from the Commonwealth to distance itself from the British Monarchy... It will no longer be a kingdom and it can't be a principality, so it has to be a country."

"Lil wayne becomes a comedian... Lol wayne"

"Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis? Cause Allies don't like axis powers"

"Did you hear about the hipster compound? It's ionic."

"Civil War Jokes? Most of them are General-Lee stupid."