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Joke of the Day
"What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram? Llamaste."
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"More money is spent on boob jobs and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research! By 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff cocks and no fucking idea why!"
"Martha's Vineyard joke: why do seagulls fly to the dump to beat the Portuguese"
"My 22-year-old cousin: My biggest fear in life is that I won't make a difference, that I'll be insignificant. Me: It's really not that bad"
"Honestly, after an hour of Disney Channel I don't give a shit about the future"
"""If I could have dinner with any person, dead or alive... ..I would choose alive."" -BJ Novak-"
"Chuck Norris strikes fear into zombies."
"I am the worst writer in the world until I finish writing, at which point I immediately become a goddamn genius. This is relatable content."
"Indian Election Joke... How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time? Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!"
"How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops vanilla, 1 scoop dead baby."