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Joke of the Day
"""You stop crying or I'll give you something to laugh about!"" - clown parents"
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"What did that cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"Every time I drive by a church my Praydar goes fucking ballistic."
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"
"Girls at hooters may be hot. but when it comes down to it, the ladies at subway are the real wife material.."
"Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!"
"What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law."
"I'm still a bit shaken up. I was involved in a violent mugging this morning. On the plus side I did make $43 and I think the watch looks really good on me."
"Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner."
"Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge."