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Joke of the Day
"""You stop crying or I'll give you something to laugh about!"" - clown parents"
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"Free admission to Disney On Ice!! Just push your knee against your eyes and you'll get to watch This Knee On Eyes."
"I left three Cleveland Browns tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game. I came back and there were nine."
"Two horses are standing in a field. ""I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"" Says the first. ""Moo!"" says the second"
"I thought nothing could be more embarrassing than finding my dad's playboys in the closet. Until one of them tried to shake my hand."
"What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!"
"You hear about the love struck super magnets? Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn't seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable."
"""Find something you love to do and you'll never work another day in your life."" Because you'll be home masturbating all the damned time."
"If a tree falls on a woman... And nobody is around to hear it. Why was there a tree in the kitchen?"
"When someone pushes the ""2"" button in an elevator it should automatically announce their weight."