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Joke of the Day
"Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks"
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"Just had a fart that sounded like an un-oiled door opening slowly. Made the dog bark."
"How many grammar mistakes does it take to piss off your English teacher? not alot. (Just thought of it, tell me what you think :) )"
"I tried talking with a midget in prison uniform going down an elevator... But he was a little condescending."
"Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack. - OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY"
"You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place."
"What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food? Seether salad"
"Vanilla body wash.... smells amazing.... tastes like shit. Someone needs to figure that out."
"What is DNA ? The National Dyslexic Association."
"You hear about the newswoman with one boob? She kept abreast of the current issues. (go easy...just made this up)"