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Joke of the Day
"Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks"
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"""Hi"" My name is ""What?"" My name is ""Who?"" My name is [chka chka] Slim Shady *scribbles on cup* ""Ok Mr Shrimp Scabies, I'll start your latte"""
"Warning: 18+ [link!](http://imgur.com/dkKxyoa)"
"When four people arrive at a 4-way stop at the same time, it is required that they exit their vehicles and fight to the death."
"Fun Fact: Bush passed the No Child Left Behind Act because he thought it would prevent the McCallisters from leaving Kevin home alone again."
"You ever get so drunk you write your social security number in the tip slot on your bar tab?"
"I know it's ""cool"" to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That's somebody's daughter."
"the worst part of senior prom was definitely dropping my date and my grandfather's ashes going EVERYWHERE"
"According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I'm guessing the other 48% have new ones?"
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."