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Joke of the Day

"Thought of this while making dinner Want to hear a joke about location? Nevermind. You had to be there"

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift."

"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first..."

"Knock knock/Who's there/9-11/9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

"TIL Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers"

"So I asked my North Korean frien how is life was going. He said ""can't complain"""

"You look like something I'd draw with my left hand"

"Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends."

"My Muslim girlfriend broke up with me the other day. She'll come to regret it. She just doesn't know what jihad."