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Joke of the Day

"Thought of this while making dinner Want to hear a joke about location? Nevermind. You had to be there"

"Fortune Cookie: You will go on a date with a beautiful woman. She could do so much better."

"What do you call a person that worships NASCAR? A racist!"

"Harper Lee's new novel is a Mexican spinoff of her classic... Tequila Mockingbird"

"Why didn't Steven jobs get treated for cancer? an apple a day keeps the doctor away"

"What does the earth say to the moon during a solar eclipse? ""OOh, that's perfect right there. Just stay right there... Dude?..Alright, whatever... This side of the moons a dick."""

"What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !"

"Hey Guys! They brought back Angry Beavers! Isn't it great? Its been renamed to The View, however..."

"What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King? OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Panther no panth I'm going thwimming."