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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a vampire drinks too much? They get a fangover."
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"What happens when you bring beer to a BYU party? All the girls put on their panties and go home."
"For sale: The Complete Enlopdiea Brittania Reason: No longer needed. Wife knows everything"
"A man buys shares from the stock market. But he never shared any of it."
"Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."
"I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable."
"There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up."
"Mexican Word of the Day: Canoli I canoli jack off with one hand at a time."
"My car broke down today. It confessed to a series of hit-and-run murders back in 2006."
"I walked to the bus stop. This morning I walked to the bus stop and I saw a man there, drinking out of a paper bag. So I said, ""Morning!"" to be friendly And he said, ""Nah I'm just an alcoholic."""