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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."
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"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil 3 times a day in order to survive. Lucky my older brother told me about it"
"How do scientists freshen their breaths? Ex*spearmints*"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic baker who advertised a job vacancy? He got no customers because his sign said, ""Looking for staff, a pie within."""
"Hangin with my peeps at the club. Biting their heads off, one by one. Enjoying their marshmallow deliciousness."
"I hate watching termites. They're boring."
"true meaning of duck tape duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm"
"New healthcare plan in case Obamacare is defunded: the entire country pays for hospital bills by cooking meth."
"Born again Christian I've never understood the term ""born again Christian."" Is that someone who goes to their mother and says, ""Mom, I'm going back in, and I'm not coming out until I've found Jesus."""
"Why did the stonemason break up with the female con artist? She took him for granite."