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Joke of the Day

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice..."

"I'm gonna hire a person to speak at my funeral and say a bunch of crazy stuff about me so my friends and family think I had a secret life."

"What do you call a gay rock. A fruity pebble."

"I was reading earlier about a dwarf who got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"

"You've killed dozens and robbed hundreds of people using your hammer. What can you say in your defense? &ndash; Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!"

"Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist? ""Please, can I have samosa?"""

"I like my women like I like my wine. About 20 years old and locked in my cellar."

"What's the difference between a whore and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it's slapped"

"Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem."

"Son: Dad, is cousin Billy a mosquito? Me: In Alabama? S: Yeah. M: Of course not. Why do you ask? S: Mom said he was the product of insects."