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Joke of the Day

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice..."

"Batman opened a restaurant... But he's serving just desserts."

"I dropped my electric toothbrush in the garbage disposal and accidentally co-produced a Skrillex album."

"Did you hear about the bad pizza? It was a Peace'a'shit"

"Planes are the bomb. Imagine the impact they had on 9/11"

"Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus? He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out"

"TOO LATE? KNOCK, KNOCK WHO'S THERE? 9/11. 9/11 WHO? WHAT? I THOUGHT WE NEVER FORGOT"

"I was told my $750 iPhone would improve the quality of my phone calls, but my family keeps calling telling me the same shit."

"What did the Chinese man in an unhappy marriage say when he found out his wife faked her death? ""I never bereaved her anyways."""

"Used to be that multiple communication devices meant you're a drug dealer, now I'm not sure which of these toddlers to buy from at the park."