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Joke of the Day
"I made love to a girl in quicksand. That was the only time she went down on me."
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"Say no to drugs. Say yes to the dress. Say anything to John Cusack. Say you say me to Lionel Richie. Say say say to Paul McCartney."
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" I thought to myself ""That sounds like a fair trade"""
"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"
"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."
"My neighbors have really overgrown trees in their yard and keep their curtains down all the time I think that's pretty shady"
"What's long and hard On a black person? First grade"
"Happy Alentine's Ay For those who will not be getting the V nor D"
"We've all seen that person on Social Media who likes to debate things as if they are a college professor. Dude...you're arguing with someone who uses ""dat"""
"What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone? A psycho-path."