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Joke of the Day

"What is a feminists least favourite subject at school? Triggernometry."

"John McAfee's doing paper work to become president... Time for America to become bloated and slow..."

"""Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird"" ""Dude thats my dog get off"" ""why is ur horse so small"" ""Its a DOG"" Why u pronouncing horse weird"

"Q: What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money? A: You should bill Gates."

"My friend's 6-year-old was being obnoxious. The mature thing to do was to tell him to settle down. I challenged him to a rap battle."

"Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be."

"If a threesome with two guys and a girl is called a ""manwich"", what do you call a threesome with two girls and a guy? Vaggie burger."

"Press Conference: How do you respond to accusations that you over sexualize everything? Me: *slowly takes entire microphone into mouth*"

"A girl told me she'd only date me if I had a six-pack How can I get beer if I'm under 21?"

"If you drop food on the floor in public, it's proper etiquette to look around and see who noticed before shoving it in your mouth."