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Joke of the Day

"What is a feminists least favourite subject at school? Triggernometry."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizzas didn't scream when Hitler put them in the oven."

"Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four."

"A G N B: That's bang out of order."

"Ebo said ....said that Africa didn't have an awful disease. EBO lie"

"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for North Korea's long range missiles."

"What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !"

"What do you call a ban-worthy girl A banshee"

"I've decided to get a couple tattoos. On my right knee I'm going to get ""Disney."" And on my left... dat-knee."