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Joke of the Day
"Why did the /r/jokes subscriber cross the road? To shitpost ""DAE hate Trump and Hillary?"""
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"My Brian Williams's helicopter jokes have been going great! None have been shot down so far!"
"I see your nerd joke and raise you mine A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. He says to the bartender ""How much?"". Bartender replies, ""For you no charge."""
"I got a fitbit to get a sense for my activity level After a few days of wearing it, it asked if I was a tree"
"Why was skrillex banned from the music shop? for dropping the bass too much"
"Who else takes their phone out when you're in public by yourself, just so you don't look like some idiot with no friends."
"Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in ""I recommend the squirrel""."
"The difference What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ? One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea."
"So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke. She responded ""Im SRS"""
"A Blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio. It says that 2 Brazilian men were killed. She starts crying and says, ""How many is a Brazilian?"""