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Joke of the Day
"I just read somewhere that Reddit is dead I think I misreddit"
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"I bet you $4,567.89 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie."
"The joke about the sun Is too hot to handle"
"Every year you swallow ten beetles in your sleep! That's what my gastroentomologist told me."
"What insulator has the greatest electrical resistance? your mohm"
"Captain: You're suspended. Turn in ur badge and gun. [he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun] Godammit, u were born to be a cop."
"Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space? He didn't either"
"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."
"I put a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 inside a Samsung washing machine and now I own a nuclear warhead."
"If you zoom out during the opening credits of ""Friends,"" you'll see that the security guard who protects that fountain is DEAD."