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Joke of the Day
"I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!"
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"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? All that was left was de-Brie"
"My friend loved to collect tractors but stopped after he had a bad accident in one. These days he helps the fire service by removing all the smoke from burning buildings... ...he is an ex-tractor fan."
"I bet ""jerk chicken"" is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road."
"Why did the concrete fail at its job? It couldn't take the shear stress"
"going to office: late . going to a doctors appointment: late . going to a friends house: late . going to a concert: 8 hours early"
"A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha, ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""
"I only wear adult diapers for 2 reasons #1 and #2"
"Are you serious? It's hard to tell because of all the botox."
"What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin"