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Joke of the Day
"I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!"
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"What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!"
"(NSFW)Dating is not easy for gay men... everyone is either an asshole or a dick."
"Below is an email that I sent to a certain presidential candidate a few months back: [deleted]"
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"No sin mi supervision Jaimito Mama mama! Puedo usar el coche? -No sin mi supervision Jaimito! -Ui perdon por no tener superpoderes como tu!! jajaja"
"Boss: Where were you born? Santa : India. Boss: which part? Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India."
"I used to work at a soda pressing factory... I had to compress soda cans all day. It was so depressing. (so...da...pressing). HA!"
"wish I never spent that $20 my grandma gave me when I was 12, I could really use it right now"
"""Act your age!"" I yell at my 11 year-old daughter as I put on my Captain America t-shirt."